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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Rollin' like thunder,
    Count on the Commerce

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Rollin' like thunder,Under the covers



    The story:

    I was a child and my parents played alot of Elton John - I was singing along and my parents asked me if I knew what the words to the song were - I told them my version and they laughed really hard but didn't tell me the true lyrics - I had to find that out later, when I was older ('Count on the Commerce' was from a commercial for CIBC [Canadian Imperial Bank of Canada] and the jingle went with a very similar tune)

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