The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I hear the sound of a gentle word on a wind that lifts her perfume through the air
The Misheard: I heard the sound of a cheerful bird and the bathing of the curtains and the chair
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da be de da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, I was beat up and died
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Real Lyric: Roam if you want to.. Roam around the world.
The Misheard: Roll, bippy waters roll around the world.
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Real Lyric: Wait on me girl Cry in the night if it helps But more than ever I simply love you More than I love life itself
The Misheard: When I'm bigger Cry in the night if it helps To Mother Nell I simply love you More than I love life itself
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Real Lyric: Bicycle.......Bicycle, I want to ride my Bicycle
The Misheard: Fried Chicken, Fried Chicken, I want to ride my fried chicken
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Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: This mallow-fat chick just put my spine out of place.
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Real Lyric: Scully and angel on the kitchen floor
The Misheard: Skulling an angel on the kitchen floor
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Real Lyric: Martinique, that Monserat mystique
The Misheard: Martinique, that Monster Rotten Stink
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: You did what? tin-roof rusted!
The Misheard: You what? Heelllo Rusty!
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