The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: pays my ticket when I speed
The Misheard: weighs my chicken when i speak
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Real Lyric: Come one barbie lets go party
The Misheard: Come on barbie lets get barney
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise,and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: They paid a pair of guys and put up a f*cking lie.
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Real Lyric: That's me in the corner
The Misheard: That's mean, recorder
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: Another nun fights the lust.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: No dukes of hazard in the bathroom.
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Real Lyric: Oh I want you
The Misheard: Oh waa ochee waa
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Real Lyric: I love a man in a uniform.
The Misheard: I love a man in a U.F.O.
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Real Lyric: "Better have fun no matter what you do"...after saying guess what the doctor said
The Misheard: Better try to have fondle matter
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Real Lyric: On the waves of the air, There is dancin' out there.
The Misheard: "I've got hair in my mouth! There is dancin' out there."
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