The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With a tick tock rhythm and a bump for the drop And then I bumped up I took the hit I was given Then I bumped again And then I bumped again she said
The Misheard: With a tick tock rhythm and a F*** for the drop And then I F***ed up I took the hit I was given Then I f***ed again And then I F***ed again, she did
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Real Lyric: Standing on your mamas porch
The Misheard: Standing on your mamas porsche
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water and fire in the sky
The Misheard: Slow walkin' walter, the fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot.
The Misheard: Hit me with a wet snot.
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear And your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear And your suicide poem
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Real Lyric: Except for maybe you
The Misheard: Except for Big, Big you
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith
The Misheard: Reach out and touch space
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet Well, I lie and I'm easy
The Misheard: I got my head shaved My ichum bulchy When I'm lying on Main Street
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Real Lyric: never meant to make your daughter cry
The Misheard: never meant to whistle down your crack
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Real Lyric: Come together, right now, over me
The Misheard: Come together, right now, bozo wheat
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