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    With a tick tock rhythm and a F*** for the drop
    And then I F***ed up
    I took the hit I was given
    Then I f***ed again
    And then I F***ed again, she did

    Artist: Third Eye Blind
    Real Lyric: With a tick tock rhythm and a bump for the dropAnd then I bumped upI took the hit I was givenThen I bumped againAnd then I bumped again she said



    The story:

    I originally thought the song used the word Bump when I heard it, but then I was at work, I worked in a radio station. I played the song and when it came upto that part in the song one of the other DJ's reached infront of me and bleeped the word bumped. I asked her why she did that and she said that they used the F word a few times. She was very high strung and conserned about weather or not the station manager would have heard it, and I might have been in trouble for letting it slip. She ranted about how lucky I was that she did it for me. She was so into it that I started to doubt myself about what the lyrics were. This was the year the song came out, I don't remember what year it was. About a year ago I was listening to the radio in my car with some friends and I sang along with the third eye blind on the radio and when I sang F***ed instead of bumped my friends all looked at me weird, I managed to convince two of them that they were the lyrics, but one of my friends was so stubbern that a week later she went and got the lyrics off the web and printed them out for me. I felt really stupid for not having thought of looking them up to prove it to the co-worker. Too late I don't work with her anymore.

    The moral of the Story, internet lyric sites are usefull for settling debates.

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