The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tap on my window, knock on my door
The Misheard: Tap on my window, knock on my Dora
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: You're a fine virgin for a pelican
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Real Lyric: Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grave
The Misheard: Baby, I've been kissed by a rose on my grave
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Real Lyric: Suckin' on a chilidog, outside the Tastie Freeze.
The Misheard: Come along little dog, outside to taste the breeze.
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Someone get the door.
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Real Lyric: Like Steve McQueen, all I need's a fast machine
The Misheard: God save the Queen, all I need's a fast machine
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Real Lyric: A star, lit up like a cigar, Strung out like a guitar,
The Misheard: A star, lit up like a cigar, Still down like Geggy Tah.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have a phyical att-rac-tion
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Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman I'll try to be your forever man
The Misheard: Won't you be my four-level woman I'll try to be your four-level man
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Real Lyric: I see the dust cloud disappear without a trace
The Misheard: I see the toaster disappear without a trace.
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