The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Right about now, the funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right about now, if it funks your brother. OR Right about now, I will f*ck your brother
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Real Lyric: It's more than a feeling
The Misheard: It's more than a freeway
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Real Lyric: I can suck it up
The Misheard: I can suck a duck
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Real Lyric: Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades oh no.
The Misheard: The fish that bled on the guy that she don't know.
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Real Lyric: It's time to bring this ship into the shore, And throw away the oars, forever.
The Misheard: It's time to bring this ship into the shore, And throw away the whores, forever.
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Real Lyric: I watched the clean white kings and queens unintelligible gibberish to the gawds they made. I shouted out who killed the Kennedies (sic), when after all I did with my bad screeches.
The Misheard: I saw the mean wide klingon queen call to vindicate all the dogs she ate. I shouted out who filled that Kennedy when after all it was you and he.
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: You just stand there & drink my wine, come in & take my herb
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: They could not take you pride
The Misheard: They could not take your pie
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Real Lyric: diane's debutante in the back seat of jackie's car
The Misheard: diane's workin' out in the back seat of jackie's car
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