The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
The Misheard: There's nothing that a hundred men on board could ever do
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Real Lyric: It only takes a minute girl
The Misheard: I don't eat chips and vinegar
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Real Lyric: ...and love me, like you tried before.
The Misheard: and love me, like a jockey par
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Real Lyric: With no loving in our soles, and no money in our coats.
The Misheard: with no loving in arseholes, and no money in our coats.
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Real Lyric: And I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.
The Misheard: In a made-up Mama, I heard ways to murder Tom.
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, It's less dangerous Here we are now, Entertain us! (then later) A denial!
The Misheard: We don't like it, But we'll take it! Here we are now, And we'll take it! (then later) Bloody Nile!
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Real Lyric: Ground control to Major Tom
The Misheard: Grand control to Major Thong
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: Michelle, my bell, Sunday monkey owns a bland futon, a bland futon
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Real Lyric: Where women glow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't ya hear the tunder ... He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
The Misheard: Where women groan and then thunder Can't you hear, can't ya hear the thunder ... He just smiled and gave me a Benjamite sandwich
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Real Lyric: Got a feel for the road and the moving parts gleam
The Misheard: Got a feel for the whale in the movie part twee
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