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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We don't like it,
    But we'll take it!
    Here we are now,
    And we'll take it!

    (then later)

    Bloody Nile!

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Real Lyric: With the lights out,It's less dangerousHere we are now,Entertain us!(then later)A denial!

    The story:

    Hmm, it was a long time ago, luckily I don't think anyone in my family knew what he was really saying anyway. I later evolved to think he said "Here we are now, entertainers." but then I found out the correct versions when the magic of the Internet came to our house and I found the lyrics.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/17/2004 3:20 am

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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