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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

    Real Lyric: So, goodbye yellow brick, When the dogs of society howl. You can't keep me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow. Back to the howling old owl in the woods, Back to the horny-back toad

    The Misheard: So, goodbye yellow brick road, When the darks of society howl. You can't catch me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow. Back to the calico cow, Back to the heart-attack town

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Sound of Silence

    Real Lyric: "Hear my words that I might teach you, take my arms that I might reach you"

    The Misheard: "hear my words that I'm a happy Jew take my arms that I'm a hairy Jew"

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Spirits In The Material World

    Real Lyric: Spirits in the material world

    The Misheard: spare ribs in my cereal bowl

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    Artist: England Dan & John Ford Coley

    Song: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight

    Real Lyric: 1. I'm not talking 'bout moving in 2. But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out ...

    The Misheard: 1. I'm not talking 'bout Meridian 2. But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around ...

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    Artist: Limp Bizkit

    Song: Rollin'

    Real Lyric: Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down

    The Misheard: I move in and move out Pants up and pants down

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    Artist: U2

    Song: Beautiful Day

    Real Lyric: it's a beautiful day sky falls you feel like it's a beautiful day

    The Misheard: it's a beautiful day scaffolds and field lights it's a beautiful day

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down but i get up again

    The Misheard: I get no tongue but i get up again

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Yellow Submarine

    Real Lyric: We all live in a yellow submarine...

    The Misheard: We all live in a yellow summer tree...

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    Artist: Right Said Fred

    Song: I'm Too Sexy

    Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan AND And I shake my little tush on the catwalk

    The Misheard: I'm too sexy for my land, to sexy for my land. AND And I shave my little tush on the catwalk.

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    Artist: Right Said Fred

    Song: I'm Too Sexy

    Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for my party

    The Misheard: I'm too sexy for my potty

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