The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: A pink paradise, and put up a fork in life
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Seein is believin so you better change your specs
The Misheard: Seein is believin so you better change your sex
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care
The Misheard: She's got a ticket to ride and cheat on Ken
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me.
The Misheard: Put a choker on me.
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Real Lyric: I got chills, they're multiplying And I'm losing control
The Misheard: I got cheese, and mouldy lighting, And I'm blue 'cause of Herman
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Real Lyric: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round
The Misheard: With a boner on my shoulder feeling kinda oder i tripped and it made me go round
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Real Lyric: When the moon is in the seventh house
The Misheard: When the coo is in the summertime
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Real Lyric: ..The wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend.
The Misheard: The wife of a postman! Wife of A postman!
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Real Lyric: Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
The Misheard: Look at him working, donning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
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