The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I throw flowers when you are not here.
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Real Lyric: Hey you with the wedding dress on, Made of white chiffon blowing in the wind
The Misheard: Hey you with the wedding dress on, then why is your farm blowin' away?
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: If your mind is where your face is, you're addicted to love.
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman like the one eyed love
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Real Lyric: You consider me the young apprentice
The Misheard: You consider me Neil Young's apprentice
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da be de da be da, da be de da be da ......
The Misheard: I'm blue I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Daydream believer and a homecoming queen
The Misheard: Daydream bekiever and a old nelly queen
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust....
The Misheard: Another one bust a nut....
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Real Lyric: 1)Scaramouch! Scaramouch! 2)Magnifico! 3)So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyes? 4)Anywhere the wind blows 5)I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
The Misheard: 1) He's got a bush! He's got a bush! 2)*cacophony* 3)so you think you can stop me and spend my eyes? 4)Hit me where the wind blows 5)I'm just a poor boy, I need it spiritually
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Real Lyric: This is a public service anouncement, this is only a test Emergency evacuation process May Impair your ability to operate machinery Can't quite tell just what it means to me Keep out of reach of children, don't you talk to strangers Get your philoshophy from a bumper sticker Warning. Live without warning Say warning. Live without warning Without. Alright. Better homes and safety self communities. Did you remember to the pay the utility? Caution Police Line You Better Not Cross! Is it the cop, or am I the one thats really dangerous? Sanitation, expiration date, question everything. Or shut up and be a victim of authority
The Misheard: This is a public sound - this announcement, This is only a test. Emergency evacuation protest. May impair your ability to operate machinery! Can't quite tell just what it means to me. Keep out of reach of children don't you talk to strangers! Pick y
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