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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pat Benatar

    Song: Hit Me With Your Best Shot

    Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot!

    The Misheard: Hit me with your wet c**k!

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Bringing In The Sheaves

    Real Lyric: Bringing in the Sheaves We will come rejoicing Bringing in the sheaves

    The Misheard: Bringing in the sheets We will come a'waltzing bringing in the sheets

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours

    The Misheard: In the heart of this starcraft voyager beats in time with yours

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Island Girl

    Real Lyric: Island Girl

    The Misheard: I love girls!

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: do it like a lady

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: Fire

    Real Lyric: Let me stand next to your fire

    The Misheard: Let me stab you with some pliers.

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    Artist: Scorpions

    Song: Rock You Like A Hurricane

    Real Lyric: Here I am Rock you like a hurricane

    The Misheard: Here I am RIDE you like a hurricane

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    Artist: Fatboy Slim

    Song: Rockerfellar Skank

    Real Lyric: Right about now, the funk soul brother

    The Misheard: Right about now, the F*** sold bubba

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    Artist: Black Sabbath

    Song: Paranoid

    Real Lyric: I tell them to enjoy life, i wish i could but it's to late

    The Misheard: I tell him to enjoy life, i wish i could coagulate

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street, With the brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine guns ready to go

    The Misheard: Steamboats barrelin' down the street, Heat too way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of speed Machine guns ready to go

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