The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
When my hubby and I were first dating, Elton John was very popular. He would sing the song, Island Girl, at the top of his lungs, only he would sing it like this: I love girls! He didn't know the rest of the lyrics, but he loved singing that refrain.
It took me a while to tell him the sad truth. ;) On the other hand, at least I knew he liked girls. Now our teenage children get to do the dirty deed of telling him of his continual lyric mixups. They aren't so worried about hurting his feelings, either.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/13/2005 9:48 pm
Age it happened
21
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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