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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Please don't tell that Elijer"

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: "Big Old Jet Airliner"

    The story:

    I'm submitting this for my friend Rob. We had a furious debate over the lyric in my pool one summer. (I was 100% sure of my "Key don't chair Carolina" and I was standing by it.) My sister finally knocked us two knuckleheads together like Moe Howard, and explained it was about a plane. We both quickly realized hers was the grip on reality.

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