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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh we gon' chow down on Lionel
    Don't care if he too far away

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: Oh big ol' jet airlinerDon't carry me too far away

    The story:

    I was driving with a friend and turned up the radio when this song came on. I started singing along when the chorus came on, and he said, "What?" I repeated the lyric and he started laughing. He said, "Do you know the title of the song?" After some himming and hawing, I admitted I didn't. "It's 'Jet Airliner.' He's saying 'Big Ol' Jet Airliner.'" We laughed about it all night, singing "We gon' chow down on Lionel" and cracking ourselves up.

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