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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Oh Lord, suckin' on old dry onions.

    Song: Lodi
    Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again



    The story:

    As I recall, I was looking at an album cover at my Mom's house, trying to find the song to play it because, although a little weird, I rather liked it. Clearly, I wasn't going to find it, as I didn't have the lyrics containing the title correct. So, I asked my Mom. She looked at me like a freak job when I asked about the song with the dry onions. So I sang it. Once she pulled herself off the floor, she played "Lodi" for me and enlightened me as to the proper lyrics. Neat.

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