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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh- an afro there
    Oh-oh leave it, oh - we'll pray here
    take my hand we'll make it elsewhere
    Oh-oh leave it, oh - we'll pray here

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Real Lyric: Oh- where halfway thereOh-oh living on a prayertake my hand - we'll make it I swearOh-oh living on a prayer

    The story:

    Me and my two friends was to cover the song in our band. Before a gig we had little time to listen to the song, but decided to wing anyway. After the show to Bon Jovi-fans came and asked us if we really knew the lyrics...

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