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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Nothing could be finer than to be in Carol's vagina
    In the morning!

    Artist: Al Jolson
    Real Lyric: Nothing could be finer than to be in CarolinaIn the morning!

    The story:

    I got drunk at a party. I was singing this outloud and I got tossed out almost literally by the ear. I accused my **sailents of not being Jolson fans in the truest sense of the word. It was thereupon disabused of my illusion of the wording of that song.

    To this day I bite my knuckles remembering that awful night.

    Actually yes, I do think my version is better somehow.

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