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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Not zucchini fettuccini or vulgar wheat
    But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Real Lyric: Not zucchini, fettuccini or bulghar wheatBut a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat

    The story:

    As one of the unfortunate youngsters who was force-fed healthy wheat bread instead of Wonder bread, the 'vulgar wheat' was my personal favorite lyric from this song, thinking I had a soulmate in Jimmy Buffett. To this day I have no idea what bulgur wheat is, but it's no match for a big drippy cheeseburger!

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