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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My Sister mis-heard them as "Pay the Rent Collect"

    Artist: Prince
    Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette

    The story:

    My sister was BIG into PRINCE in the 1980s, and the reason she mis-heard the Lyrics was that she was perpetually late with her rent where-ever she lived.

    I let her sing it her way for a while, since she seemed to like that, but after a randomn attack on me about a trivial issue, I just pointed this out about the song in front of her friends, since she had humiliated me in front of her friends... And she was quiet as a worse. And so our personal vendetta continued.

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