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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My Scrotum

    Artist: Knack
    Song: My Sharona
    Real Lyric: My Sharona



    The story:

    Wasn't me but an EXTREMELY prissy teenage girl I worked with in high school at McD's. Song came on the kitchen radio and she made a face and said, "G.D. it but I hate this song!"
    "Why?"
    "It's disgusting. Like ... totally."
    Now there are reasons, why this song might be thought of that way. "I always get it up on the touch of the younger kind" comes to mind (hope that's accurate!), but I pressed her further on why she thought it was digusting. Thus came forward the "My sc-rotum," which was immediately followed by me laughing so hard I barfed a lung into a nearby fry vat. And yes, the crew sang that version relentlessly everafter.
    God, we were horrible.

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    Actually, this is a gag from "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"

    ross775 Dec 13, 2009 7:22 pm