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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My Cherie Amour,
    Pretty little wombat I adore,
    You're the only one my heart beats for....

    Artist: Stevie Wonder
    Real Lyric: My Cherie Amour,Pretty little one that I adore,You're the only one my heart beats for....



    The story:

    I don't know if it ever got to the USA, but a popular kids' TV show in Great Britain in the 1970's was imported from Australia and called "Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo", all about a little boy whose best mate in the world was his preternaturally intelligent pet kangaroo called Skippy. This has a lot to answer for, as when I first heard Stevie Wonder perfom "Cherie Amour", my mind was set to "marsupial" and "pet".

    I **sumed, I really **sumed, it was all about a beloved pet marsupial, and the song was along the lines of Michael Jackson singing about a dog called Ben.

    But it wasn't, was it... as a friend pointed out in adulthood, it might have been a lot less innocent than I thought, about the forbidden love of man for marsupial. Or - as the wombat in question was called Cherie - a paean of love for Tony Blair's rather strangely-faced missus.. I do pride myself on having had a fairly clean mind and not having seen any of the dogier connotations....

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