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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Martinique, I've got a rotten stink

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Song: Kokomo
    Real Lyric: Martinique, that Montserrat mystique

    The story:

    This actually came up in a karaoke game recently. We all
    knew the song pretty well, though I don't think anyone
    remembered "Montserrat mystique" necessarily. But we all
    knew that "rotten stink" wasn't it, and my wife (who was on
    the mic) couldn't keep a straight face for the rest of the

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