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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Look at those gay men go

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Life on Mars
    Real Lyric: Look at those cave men go

    The story:

    I was singing this song with my friend, and we were talking about being gay and I said "Yeah, and they'd listen to 'Life on Mars'" and he said "Why?" and I said "Because it says 'Look at those gay men go'", and he fell about laughing and said "It's not GAY men, it's CAVE men!" We had a long argument, and then both went home and looked up the lyrics, and he proved to be the right one.

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    I misheard it this way too. It's good to know that I'm not alone! XD

    ChutneyProphet Jun 11, 2009 10:07 am