Username:	ChutneyProphet
Favorite Music:	Rock
Favorite Artist:	David Bowie
Favorite Song:	Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
Age:	32
Sex:	F
About Me:	The Chutney Prophet is a dedicated music enthusiast who enjoys pudding, monkeys, and pet rocks. She is also an avid antidisestablishmentarianist. She has been blessed with many fantastic mondegreens thus far and hopes everyone else gets to experience the joy of a truly horrid lyric mishearing at least once in their lifetimes.

ChutneyProphet's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Bob Dylan	In My Time Of Dyin'	Jesus gonna make out with a dying pig	Jesus gonna make up my dying bed
Clash	I Fought The Law	I left my baby and it feels so nice	I left my baby and it feels so bad
Depeche Mode	People Are People	I can't understandWhat makes a manKiss another manHelp me understand	I can't understandWhat makes a manHate another manHelp me understand
Jimi Hendrix	Purple Haze	Redneck days just don't seem the same	Lately days just don't seem the same
Alice Cooper	Black Juju	Party	Body
Queen	We Will Rock You	Gonna make you a zombie someday	Gonna make you some peace someday
Green Day	Dry Ice	the whole falock of a s**t	Will I understand if she wants to be my friend?
Queen	Now I'm Here	And many a tear lives on in Rhye	And many a tear lives on in my eye
Green Day	Boulevard of Broken Dreams	Sometimes I wish a horny bear will find me	Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Sweet	Ballroom Blitz	Touching muffin's all I ever do	Touching nothing's all I ever do
Screeching Weasel	Phasers On Kill	Try to fix the beam with the help of the men in white	Try to fix the beam without the help of Miller Lite
Screeching Weasel	Phasers On Kill	Girls - they're phasers on kill	Go! Set the phasers on kill
David Bowie	Rebel, Rebel	What's under your dress?	You've torn your dress