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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've been leavin' milk on

    Artist: Hot Chocolate
    Real Lyric: I believe in miracles



    The story:

    I'd been singing these lyrics for years. My girlfriend (now my wife) nearly wet herself laughing when she happened to hear me singing along to the record on the radio. The notion of leaving milk on (boiling in a pan) seemed perfectly logical to me - the band are called Hot Chocolate after-all.

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