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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm the kind of girl that'll (edit) every time,
    And it's all right!

    Artist: The Dooleys
    Song: Wanted
    Real Lyric: I'm the kind of girl that'll swallow every lineBut it's all right

    The story:

    The Dooleys - the Irish singing family of the 1970's
    who weren't called Nolan, and were every bit as
    squeaky clean. I heard this song on a 70's music
    retrospective and thought - is she REALLY singing
    about what i think she's singing about? turned out,
    boringly, that she wasn't - I set the TV to
    subtitles and saw the line was "swallow every line".

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    it'd be even fucking funnier if they'd left the word "swallow" in the misheard and not censored it to "edit", pansies!

    AgProv Jul 23, 2014 7:35 pm