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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm mulatto, I'm albino, I'm a skater,
    I'm a beaner

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido

    The story:

    I thought it was like a protest anthem
    with some really profound lyrics.
    "Wow, Kurt Cobain is talking about
    all the outcasts of high school! And
    he's identifying with all of them!" I
    grew up in central California, so
    calling a Mexican "beaner" would be
    a common insult there.

    Then I heard what the actual lyrics
    were on TV, and I thought, "Wow. Kurt
    Cobain sucks. What a dumbass."

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/28/2004 11:11 am

    Age it happened

    26

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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