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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm Every Woman
    I can read your thoughts right now -
    All the way from
    A to C

    Artist: Whitney Houston
    Real Lyric: I'm Every WomanI can read your thoughts right now - All the way from A to Z(ee)



    The story:

    American versus British English causes problems...

    Note American pronunciation of the last letter of the alphabet as "zee", and not "zed".

    Therefore I heard it as "C".

    So either her blokes have extremely shallow thoughts, or else Whitney's not very good at thgought-reading...

    Then I realised that ol' 26th letter of the alphabet has a different name in the USA, and she really is singing "from A to Z", only in American...

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