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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll wait
    'Til the Cubs win

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: I'll Wait
    Real Lyric: I'll wait 'Til your love comes down

    The story:

    As the song faded out, I could have sworn that when Van Halen sang the refrain to I'll Wait for the very last time, they were singing about the Cubs. Of course, their previous song, JUMP, later became the theme song for WGN TV and Radio's Chicago Cubs campaign the year it was a Top 40 smash hit. Like every other lifelong Cubs fan, I'm still waiting for those Lovable Losers to bring home a World Series pennant.

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