DeKnight2010's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Police | Spirits In The Material World | Hot spirits in my cereal bowl | Are spirits in the material world |
| Madonna | Like a Virgin | Like it's urgent | Like a virgin |
| ELO | Strange Magic | Got it straight | Got a strange magic |
| Madonna | Crazy For You | You see I'm crazy for food | You see I'm crazy for you |
| ELO | Strange Magic | Grownups don't learn strange magic | Oh what a strange strange magic |
| The Beatles | Ticket To Ride | Wild babies don't care | My baby don't care |
| Kenny Rogers | Love Or Something Like It | This cheeseburger ain't free | It's cheap but it ain't free |
| ELO | Strange Magic | Blow up the world with strange magic | Oh what a strange magic strange magic |
| ELO | Strange Magic | Sailing southward to the sun In a broken 4-H home | You're sailing softly through the sun In a broken stone age dawn |
| Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | Five | Do you wanna eat Fritos? | Do you want it so real |
| Monkees | (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone | You won't find my name in your (expletive)-in' Balloon Chewing Gum. | But you won't find my name in your book of Who's Who |
| Bad Company | Bad Company | Tell me that you are gonna pee | Tell me that you are not a thief |
| Traditional | Feliz Navidad | Please mop it up | Feliz Navidad |
| Queen | Another One Bites The Dust | Another One Smokes My Joint | Another One Bites The Dust |
| Elvis Presley | Hound Dog | riding on fire | crying all the time |
| ELO | Strange Magic | too many dreams | Sweet dream, sweet dream |
| Henry Lee Summer | Hands On The Radio | got my hands on a radial | got my hands on the radio |
| T. G. Sheppard | Party Time | It's time for laugh and pass the flies | It's time for laugh and pass the wine |
| Henry Lee Summer | Lovin' Man | be a robbin' man | be your lovin' man |
| Luscious Jackson | Naked Eye | The earth and sky are full of bread | The earth and sky are my best friends |
| Henry Lee Summer | Hey Baby | How's the road? | I'm so wrong |
| Cornholio | Strange | I have pee pee out my butthole | I need TP for my bunghole |
| David Allan Coe | The Ride | Mister, can you make folks high when you play and sing? | Drifter, can you make folks cry when you play and sing? |
| AC/DC | Breaking The Rules | Black sheep and a hand grenade | Black sheep and a renegade |
| Genesis | Tonight, Tonight, Tonight | I always wanted to join the Monkees but it's alright | I'm coming down, coming down like a monkey but it's alright |
| Henry Lee Summer | Got No Money | kind of phony | kinda funny |
| Trashmen | Surfin' Bird | Venezuela | the bird is the word |
| Stevie Wonder | You Haven't Done Nothing | doodle whop | Doo doo wop |
| Van Halen | I'll Wait | I'll wait 'Til the Cubs win | I'll wait 'Til your love comes down |
| Dave & Sugar | I'm Gonna Love You | I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you Till I start running out of licorice candy soon | I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love youTill the stars in the skies start flickering out above |
| Billy Craddock | Rub It In | Plug it in, plug it in | Rub it in, rub it in |
| Pat Benatar | I'm Gonna Follow You | You come around here like a furnace, burning up the alley | You come around here in your ballet slippers padding on my alley |
| Motley Crue | Bastard | waterhole | whoa, whoa |
| Henry Lee Summer | Darling Danielle Don't | "Darling," Dan yelled, "DON'T!" | Darling Danielle don't |
| Starland Vocal Band | Loving You With My Eyes | Loving you with my pies | Loving you with my eyes |
| Henry Lee Summer | I Wish I Had A Girl | I'll take the midnight strut | Me, I'll take the nine to five stuff |
| O'Jays | I Love Music | Yellow wine and song | Mellow wine and song |
| O'Jays | Back Stabbers | smiling faces sometimes throw pies | smiling faces sometimes tell lies |
| Holly Dunn | Maybe I Mean Yes | Maybe I mean gas | Maybe I mean yes |
| O'Jays | Love Train | Minute Rice | Let it ride |
| Ray Stevens | Shriner's Convention | Hee Haw's truckin' with the O'Jays | Meanwhile, back at the motel |
| Ingrid Michaelson | Be OK | I just want a beer keg, beer keg, beer keg | I just wanna be OK, be OK, be OK |
| Uriah Heep | Time To Live | They say I eat Peter Pan | They said I killed a man |
| Dixie Cups | Iko Iko | Jackin' with the CIA | Jockamo fee nan? |
| Til Tuesday | Voices Carry | Even down South, voices carry | Keep it down now, voices carry |
| After the Fire | Der Kommissar | The commie czar's in town | Der Kommissar's in town |
| Henry Lee Summer | My Turn Train | My Turd Train | My Turn Train |
| Earth, Wind and Fire | September | I oughta whip you | My thoughts are with you |
| Siobhan Magnus | Think (Big Lots Commercial Jingle) | You better think extreme value CVS 1-2-3! | You better think extreme value Easy as 1-2-3! |
| Bob Welch | Sentimental Lady | Sentimental lady Candy farts | Sentimental lady Gentle one |
| The Bird and The Bee | My Love | Hank Hill won't you pick me up tonight | Hey boy won't you take me out tonight |
| Aerosmith | Angel | You're my angel Crunchy nuts are alright | You're my angel Come and make it alright |
| Aretha Franklin | See Saw | Your love is like sea salt | Your love is like a see saw |
| Rolling Stones | Silver Train | Silver train is a comin' Mashed potatoes get on board | Silver train is a comin' Think I'm gonna get on now |
| Elton John | Take Me to the Pilot | On the outskirts of San Antone Is that one danger zone | Through a glass eye your throne Is the one danger zone |
| Loretta Lynn | We've Come A Long Way, Baby | All the way from Indiana, Arkansas | All the way to Hollywood from Arkansas |
| Doobie Brothers | What A Fool Believes | Anyone else would surely knowWatching Han Solo | Anybody else would surely know He's watching her go |
| Ingrid Michaelson | Be OK | I wanna go to Notre Dame | I just want another day |
| Three Dog Night | Mama Told Me (Not To Come) | Shovel in your teeth | Sugar in your tea |
| Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | Little Liar | You stuff your face with tater tots | You want to sleep with me but payback's tough |
| The Beatles | Birthday | Yeah, you pooped in your pants | I would like you to dance |
| Patsy Cline | I can't forget you | I'll always be loving food | I'll always be loving you |
| Led Zeppelin | Heartbreaker | People talkin' all around 'bout my radioactive glands | People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat |
| The Intruders | I'll Always Love My Mama | All of my friends are brothers | I'll always love my mama |
| Michael Jackson | Billie Jean | She says I'm oh-and-one | She says I am the one |
| Paul McCartney | A Wonderful Christmas Time | Disney's having a wonderful Christmas time | simply having a wonderful Christmas time |
| Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | Victim of Circumstance | Just a victim of circumstance(CBS) | Just a victim of circumstance (Didn't you know) |
| Sheryl Crow | All I Wanna Do | It ain't no Culture Club, either | It ain't no country club, either |
| Temptations | Ball Of Confusion | Run, run, run Let the chickens hide | Run, run, run But you sure can't hide |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Rock n Roll Rebel | They think I'm hiding out in baseball's underworld | They hide behind the laws they make for all of us |
| Deep Purple | Mary Long | Sally Field's in a porn shop | Selling filth from a corner shop |
| Willowz | Repetition | I got no peter in my peter | I got no beat with repetition |
| Accept | Bound To Fail | We're bound to fail The future of rockWe're bound to fail The future is ours | We're bound to fail 'cause you've failed beforeWe're bound to fail 'cause you've failed before |
| Chas & Dave | The Sideboard | I don't care for the Comfort Inn | I don't care if he comes round here |
| Cinderella | Night Songs | I need a shot of gasoline I'm in Room 16 I get so hot at sixteen | I need a shot of gasoline I hittin' one sixteen I get so hot I see steam |
| Polly Cutter | One Day At A Time (TV Theme) | Meet the toothless lady | Somewhere there's music playing |
| Olivia Newton-John | Magic | The captain believes we are magic | You have to believe we are magic |
| Linda Ronstadt | When Will I Be Loved | I've been bushwhacked | I've been pushed 'round |
