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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wonder where I can pee,
    inside my hell I plant a seed.

    Artist: Slipknot
    Real Lyric: I wander out where you can't seeInside my shell I wait and bleed.

    The story:

    I was singing in front of a group of guys who were real metal heads and worshipped slipknot and to hear me sing the wrong lyrics - they laughed so hard and called me a dumb blonde (I have back hair). Oh well-SHAME! I'll read lyrics b4 I sing with them around again!

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