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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I felt the air rise up in me,
    Kneel down in Claire: the Stone of Leaves.
    I want to know why you can't see,
    Inside the shell I wait and bleed.

    Artist: Slipknot
    Real Lyric: I felt the hate rise up in me,Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves.I wander out where you can't seeInside my shell I wait and bleed.

    The story:

    Well, it wasn't really 'all these years', as I heard the song only two years ago. It wasn't too embarrassing either, 'cos my friend(the only one I talked to about the song) thought it was the same. But I finally realized that there were lyric search engines online, and I looked it up.

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