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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't like reggae oh no
    I love it
    Don't you cramp me style
    Don't you wee on me b***h

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: You walked in to a partyLike you were walkin onto a yachtYour hat strategically dipped below one eyeYour scarf it was apricot

    The story:

    I was out driving with my friend and we were both singing along "we don't like cricket" when the line in question came up. We both stopped singing and turned to each other saying did he just sing "don't wee on me b***h"! We thought it didn't sound quite right but it seemed to fit perfectly. If you listen to it you will know what i mean.

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    Think you have the wrong song. That sounds like "Dreadlock Holiday" by 10cc

    thebatman Mar 18, 2014 9:38 am