Profile
| Username: |
thebatman |
| Favorite Music: |
Rock |
| Favorite Artist: |
Big Country |
| Favorite Song: |
Unspecified |
| Age: |
63 |
| Sex: |
M |
| About Me: |
Unspecified |
thebatman's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Elton John | Someone Saved My Life Tonight | Playing your expedience man forever | Paying your H.P. demands forever |
| David Bowie | Let's Dance | Tremble like a boa. | Tremble like a flower. |
| Cheap Trick | I Want You to Want Me | Deedle I, Deedle I, Deedle I see you crying. | Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? |
| Doors | Riders on the Storm | Take a long Harley D | Take a long holiday |
| Blondie | Heart of Glass | Riding high, I know I'm sure a douche light. | Riding high on love's true bluish light |
| Chris Rea | Fool If You Think It's Over | Save your crying for the dead. | Save your crying for the day. |
| Blondie | Heart of Glass | Your cheesy lunkhead love | You tease me like you do |
| Bee Gees | Night Fever | I get higher in Milwaukee. | I get higher in my walkin' |
| Earth, Wind and Fire | Serpentine Fire | Surely ask the people, you won't last one round with the Serpentine Fire. | Surely as life begun, you will as one battle with the serpentine fire |
| Night Ranger | Sister Christian | Put your motor in | But your motorin' |
| Stevie Nicks / Tom Petty | Stop Dragging My Heart Around | This doesn't have to be the biggie demon. | This doesn't have to be the big get-even |
| Doobie Brothers | China Grove | They say that the father's insane in dating Miss Perkins again. | They say that the father's insane.And dear Missus Perkin's a game. |
| John Mellencamp | Crumblin' Down | I refuse to go out with a geisha girl | Don't confuse the problemWith the issue, girl |
| Kansas | Carry On My Wayward Son | Carry on, back when Eve was a spender | Carry on, nothing equals the splendor |
| Elton John | Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting | I might sink a little drink and shout out, "She's a lay!" | I might sink a little drink and shout out, "She's with me!" |
| Kenny Loggins | I'm Alright | it's nobody's building, it's everybody's key | it's nobody's business it's everybody's game |
| The Beatles | Across The Universe | Like a cruel daybed | Jai guru deva |
| The Beatles | Michelle | Someday Mokey won't play piano in Somme, play piano in Somme | sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble,tres bien ensemble |
| The Cars | Shake It Up | Make a noise and stop and stare | Make the night cats stop and stare |
| Queen | Killer Queen | Got that agility, dynamite with a laser beam. | Gun powder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam |
| Queen | Killer Queen | Melmac, china, down to Asia Minor | Little man from China went down to Geisha Minah |
| Carly Simon | You're So Vain | Your scarlet was apricotYou had one eye in the mirrorAs you watched yourself cavort | Your scarf, it was apricot.You had one eye in the mirrorAs you watched yourself gavotte |
| John Mellencamp | Crumblin' Down | No good ticos and ponies | No good deed goes unpunished |
| Styx | Too Much Time On My Hands | Is it any wonder I'm not employed? | Is it any wonder I'm null and void? |
| Doors | Hello | Do you hope to pluck this dusty tool? | Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel? |
| Michael Jackson | Man In The Mirror | As I turned up the collar bone, my baby went to court | As I turned up the collar on my favorite winter coat |
