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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "How do I get you a loan?"

    Artist: Celine Dion
    Song: Alone
    Real Lyric: "How do I get you alone?"

    The story:

    My mom works for a bank. She said this song used to
    come over the speakers at the bank and all the loan
    officers would sing loudly and passionately to this
    part, like they were singing about trying really
    hard to get someone a loan!

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    If you're British, the first thing you're probably thinking of is a singing orange

    Pete_From_Leeds Feb 14, 2016 2:16 pm

    The correct artist is Heart. Not Celine.

    eyeguy72 Sep 03, 2014 3:27 pm

    This isn't funny. A bunch of parasite loan-sharks in Britain are using this as an advert for their 5,000% loan-sharking. ****s.

    AgProv Jul 23, 2014 7:33 pm