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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hot town sweet on love

    Artist: Def Leppard
    Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me

    The story:

    I was watching of all things a show on MTV that would scroll the lyrics along the bottom of the screen during that music video. It was one nite, had to be after nine at nite, when I read for the first time the real lyrics. I give thanks that no one heard me singing them wrong for all those years before. After that moment I swore to never mock anyone that heard "Cannon Ball" in a Van Halen song.

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