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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    He was a hard-headed man; he was ruder than handsome.

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: He was a hard-headed man; he was brutally handsome.



    The story:

    In a reply to the e-mail in which I had observed that you could
    replace the opening line of AC/DC's "[You Shook Me] All Night
    Long" with "He was a hard-headed man; he was ruder than
    handsome." (Note that you can also replace "I Just Died In Your
    Arms Tonight" with "Shook Me All Night Long" in the chorus of the
    former.)

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