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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hazel's got the music

    Artist: Rihanna
    Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music

    The story:

    I was driving with my daughter and her friend and they were singing along with the song. They said the correct lyrics, but since there was so much other noise, I heard 'Please don't stop' as 'Hazel's got', and so I tried singing along with them. I did, and they didn't care. When I asked them who Hazel was, they shrugged. I then continued singing and suddenly they burst out laughing. I asked what they were laughing about, and then they asked ME who Hazel was! Boy, did I learn my lesson that day!

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