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    "Don't Stop the Music" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Rihanna

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Don't Stop the Music" by Rihanna? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Don't Stop the Music" Lyrics

    I'm a slave, I'm a slave of Microsoft I'
    Hazel's got the music
    Hazel's got the music
    mama say mama saw the mountain side
    Baby is might say that your odor is incr
    Jesus got the music
    That's this haven to the music
    Theres a sale theres a sale at microsoft
    Dweezil's got the music
    I'm insane, I'm insane I'm Microsoft
    Dweezil's got the music
    am i sayin' am i sayin' that won't stop
    Boy hand in hand Dressed to dress And n
    what do you say to a side of applesauce?
    I want to f**k you away...
    Do you know that's retarded?
    Jesus stop the music
    Mama say, Mama saw my Microsoft
    Do you know what you started? I just cam
    I'm the same, I'm the sound of Microsoft
    Measles got the music
    Hazel's got the music
    MSN, MSN from Microsoft

    Other Songs by Rihanna

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    Break It Off
    Breaking Dishes
    Cheers (Drink To That)
    Don't Stop the Music
    Hate That I Love You
    I Found Love In a Hopeless Place
    Live Your Life
    Nobody's Business
    Only Girl (In The World)
    P.S. (I'm Still Not Over You)
    Pon De Replay
    Rude Boy
    Run This Town
    Shut Up and Drive
    Take A Bow
    What's My Name?
    Who's That Chick
    Yeah, I Said It

    Funniest Misheards by Rihanna