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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    glorified virgin with a pelican.

    alternately,

    glorified version of a pelican.

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Glorified G
    Real Lyric: glorified version of a pellet gun



    The story:

    it wasn't so embarrasing, but my friend and i loved the album Vs. and we sang along all the time, we both sang the line at the same time, realized how stupid it sounded and laughter ensued for nearly an hour while we replayed the line over and over... we looked in the lyric book and saw the real words...

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