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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Face the miles of trials of piles with smiles...

    Artist: Moody Blues
    Real Lyric: Face miles and miles of trials with smiles

    The story:

    Haemmorhoids. Another fitting subject for agony. Especially in the pompous "I'm readihg me best poetry, me" voice that Mike Pinder always adopted for the spoken bits of Moody Blues LP's. (OTTOAD is excluded as it is actually a very, very good LP capturing the zeitgeist of late 1960's British music.) My interpretation of the portentious introductory poem caused much laughter in a room of undergrads at UEA Norwich.

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