The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This was a friend who misheard... after listening to the song, he asked, "I can understand five virgins, but why would anybody brag about f***ing a pelican?" He was promptly (and rightfully) mocked for many years after.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
10/22/2004 11:02 am
Age it happened
18
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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