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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Doorstop Believer,
    Hold on to the feelin',
    Sleek tights, Peepholes.

    Artist: Journey
    Real Lyric: Don't stop believin', Hold on to the feelin'.Streetlights, People.

    The story:

    I thought for 7 years that the lyric I had interpreted for 'Don't Stop Believin' was right. Anytime I heard it from the age of about three years old on, I would play with the nearest doorstop. I was a devoted doorstop believer. When I was ten, I was sleeping over at a friends' house. This song came on the radio and she and her mother and I started singing it. Her mom realized what I was singing and just about died laughing at me...Though I still get picked on for that time, I always sing my version whenever I hear this song. Thanks, Journey. X]

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