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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Don't Stop Believing" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Journey

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Don't Stop Believing" Lyrics

    smelly wine and sheep perfume
    Some will win, some will lose Some were
    Joe's not believin'
    Don't stop bleeding
    Some will wine, some will lose, Chuck No
    people, living just to find emotion writ
    Streetlight people, living just to find
    Scream like people
    Hold on to that sweet deriere.
    Streetlights, beepers
    Streetlights, People, heaven just to fin
    Don't stop Breathing
    Doorstop Believer, Hold on to the feeli
    Don't stop Breathin hold on if your feed
    She took the midnight tango with every m
    dont stop bleeding
    Don't stop, be leaving
    Don't stop believing hold onto that fet
    Working hard to get my fill, everybody w
    Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sw
    Hold on! Is it 3am?
    Some will win, Some will lose, Some are
    I seen her in a snooker room

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