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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Death comes driving down the highway
    Like a latex press;

    Real Lyric: Death comes driving down the highwayLike a late express;

    The story:

    I wondered if it was something to do with those odd rubber clothes the S&M fraternity wear to parties. A "latex press" must get the creases out of them.

    Then I tried to explain the lyrics to a girlfriend who turned out to be a Patti Smith fan. (Patti wrote the song). After she'd finished hitting me, she played me Patti's version. Which is clearly "late express".


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