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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Billie Jean is not my lover
    She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
    But the chancerís not my son

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Song: Billie Jean
    Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son

    The story:

    I think thi may be the real lyric anyway because where I come from the word 'Chancer' is given to an imposter pretending to be another persons offspring, usually for financial gain (i.e to inherit).

    The practice that may have originated after the 1st World War when it was possible that there was a real possibilty that there was no one around to expose the imposter - you know, all persons who knew the real son or daughter killed in the war so the imposter is free to **sume the son's identity. Real Agatha Christie stuff. Hence 'Chancer' makes real sense to me. In fact even now when I hear this song, "the kid" doesn't sound right to me at all. I can only hear 'chancer'.

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