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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Big 'ole hairy vagina, don't carry me too far away"

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: "Big 'ole jet airliner, don't carry me too far away"

    The story:

    Me and this girl were driving around when this song came on the radio and she started singing it like that. I told her what the real lyrics were and we both just cracked up laughing. In fact, I was laughing so hard, I didn't notice myself swerving into oncoming traffic, or the 18 wheeler that was coming straight for us. After rolling the car several times I was still laughing uncontrollably, even seeing my lady friends decapitated head couldn't stop me. Even to this day when I hear that song on the radio, I just smile and laugh.

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