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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Big ol' Jed O' Linah,
    don't carry me too far away

    Artist: Steve Miller Band
    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away

    The story:

    I thought Jed O' Linah was some big guy who could lift Steve Miller and carry him away - maybe an old beau.
    It was cold & dark, I was all alone. It was like the 1st time I had sex. I picked up my sister's FLY LIKE AN EAGLE album & wondered what song Jet Airliner was.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/14/2002 6:25 am

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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